My son Hugin turns one month old tomorrow. Much about him may still a mystery, but I’ve got a handle on a few things.
Noises:
- Guinea pig: Happy and asleep
- Anxious chicken: Almost waking from sleep/Do not want
- Duck call: False alarm, not waking up
- Full, rolling cry: Everything in the world is wrong/I’m slightly cold while being changed
- Burp: Burp
- Fart: Shart
- Gurgly fart: Prepare yourself, mortal
Favorite activities:
- Milk
- Sleep
- Poop/pee/sharting
- Whamming that big ol’ noggin around
- Staring concernedly at one particular empty spot on the wall, especially at 3:00AM
- Impersonating Donald Pleasance
Future aspirations:
- Voluntary muscle control
- Preferring mommy
- 5D influencer
- Selecting an eye color
- “Big feelings”
- Starting on the other boob