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But could it run Doom?
When was the first non-sequitur invented?
(Except the stuff that is like it.)
Plato’s metaphorical Atlantis…
“Ruined”
Maybe it was mixed in from another puzzle. Are any of your other puzzles missing a piece?
In an analogy, for instance…
“Beyond” in which direction?
Santorini must lie to the west, in the Atlantic ocean?
“But first, I’d like to sing a little song about the most famousest of all hobbits…”
YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU MANIACS!
These fish were once cockerel.
And impossible, if you’re a Conservative.
Obsolete Science Bingo
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
Obsolete Science Bingo
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
Is ANYONE else seeing the giant loaf of uncooked bread dough?
Only to be wined, dined and disappointed, and left with a disease.
“And he stresses that it’s for sale.”
Like love.
I’m beginning to trust Dr. Ashur less and less.
So we sit and draw pictures for the tourists.
“And that they might have artificially inseminated cattle.”
“But you’re mean, and I’m not showing it to you.”
Obsolete Science Bingo
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
Obsolete Science Bingo
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
“The E.U.”
Obsolete Science Bingo
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
Obsolete Science Bingo
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
“And the Smiling Freak.”
Thousands more equally vague predictions that couldn’t be shoehorned into anything are kept in a U-Store-It downtown.
Both vaguely.
No, when he was very sick, he predicted his death within the next four days.
Who didn’t?
No, a death of a President… sometime.
And other loopy sh*t.
He was wrong.
When did he write “I’m Your Boogie Man”?
So not in ’68 or ’69, and not involving any geological upheavals then?
“…In the Atlantic.”
This is the only somewhat regular-looking bit, by the way.
Groupers!
“Leonard, must you work huge white bottoms into every single script?”
“Shut it! And get me another f***ing Gandalf robe.”
“And in other places with similar geology.”
1. STFU
2. GTFO
3. They’re the teeth of a giant space hippopotamus.
4. After Eight mints… OF THE GODS!
5. Some madman has leaked the secret of T-squares to the coral.
What could go wrong?
And the candlestick maker.
“Nothing gay happened.”
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