Flask? It’s only a roguelike deckbuilding autobattler with art by John Kenn Mortensen. Who wants that? Who would even play the demo on Steam? Who’s Ghost Ship, and why is their Deep Rock Galactic? Who’s Chop Chop Games? Where is Denmark anyway? And finally… can I pet the kitty?
”Prins Ali (Reprise)” Retranslated from the Danish Lyrics
Jafar is objectively the best Disney villain, because he's the only one to sing a mocking reprise of the hero's theme song directly to his face while end-of-act-II-ing him. In the Danish dub, Broadway actor Jonathan Freeman is replaced by Nis Bank-Mikkelsen, who weirdly played Aladdin in the 1975-6 shoestring-budget Danish tv miniseries.*
Prince Ali
Yes, one must see
A small change
Believe me
He’s a bit pasty
But truthfully enough
Here has been sent to you a well-known figure
If fortune presently turns away
Say hello to your glorious Prince Ali!
Yeah, Ali
It’s because
It was formerly Aladdin
A bandit!
I’m going too white
So let me sit
His soul is muddy and bad
It is ample ground
To send the young man one-way
To a very cold and tedious country
That can occur
At the world’s end
It becomes eventually the goal
Whoopee!
Salaam!
Ex-prince Ali!
*The phrase “shoestring-budget Danish tv” is redundant.