No existential threat to the civilized world exists from fundamentalist terrorists. We do not call the madman Emperor, and we do not call the criminal Nemesis. Were terrorists able to threaten the existence of our values, the existence of our institutions of law, or even the lives of any great portion of us, they would not require the tools of cowardice. If Cheney, Beck, Limbaugh, Palin or O’Reilly will argue otherwise, let them do so, and let them stand against evidence. Fear will always be sold cheap by shameful men. Defend reason. Keep calm, and carry on.
The Sci Fi Channel
Spaceships
If you don’t have artificial gravity, science fiction starts to look more like the age of schooners. To get from place to place in the solar system it’d be necessary to accelerate halfway, turn around and decelerate for the rest of the trip. Accelerating or decelerating at more than the equivalent rate of Earth gravity (9.8m/s) would be difficult for the crew to withstand for long. Jupiter is about 983 million km from Earth at its nearest point. If I’m doing the math right (and I’m probably not) accelerating halfway at 9.8m/s would take 158 hours — about 6½ days. The full trip would take two weeks.
Laser weapons are a must. You’d only be able to see them when they shoot through gas or dust, but when it comes to shooting from one moving platform and hitting another on a logarithmic scale you won’t get much time to aim. A projectile would deliver more energy with less expended, but a powerful lazer would be able to vaporize or nudge it out of the way. Opponents would basically joust on a split-second timeframe, trying to pass momentarily close enough for their computers to shoot. Ships would be no more than specks to one another, usually less. Forget about human combat.
Until someone tells me what exactly an “energy shield” would be, we’ll have to assume that surviving a lazer attack means thick, dense plating all over the ship. If a lazer can vaporize a few cubic meters of hull in one shot, you’d better have a lot of hull to spare. It should be shiny too. Getting hit with a lazer might lead to some pretty refractions.
One last thought: Get used to the solar system. It takes light from the sun (which doesn’t have to accelerate) eight minutes to reach Earth, four hours to reach Neptune, and four years to reach the nearest star — itself a burnt-out red dwarf, Proxima Centauri.
Blowing some of the cobwebs out of scifi tropes, fiction begins to slip into unfamiliar grooves.
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Morning Musume: 20
Tanpopo: 17
Berryz Kobo: 16
°C-ute: 15
(You’re welcome.)
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
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Maxwell
Sunday Comics
By virtue of their printed size, long-form (Sunday) comics have a history of being difficult to translate into book form. Newspaper widths vary between about 11″x17″ (tabloid) and 18″x24″ (broadsheet), while trade paperbacks much above 8.5″x11″ (letter) become expensive to print and hard to move through retail channels. In order to allow reprinting in smaller formats and in different shapes, the modern comics page is dominated by comics with simple art and a large number of small panels. Meanwhile, dedicated comic books, which can be reprinted at the same scale and dimensions in trade paperback, have grown ever more complex and detailed. Sunday comics with ongoing storylines have disappeared, while comic book storylines grow ever richer.
Lets find a different Sunday strip format that’s easier to reprint in book form.
We assume that each artist should get the same amount of space in each edition, and that the artwork should be reproduced at roughly the same size in newspaper and book form.
The simplest method would be to print four standard comic book pages on each page of newsprint (fig. 1), for a total of 16 comics per sheet (bifold: cover, inside left, inside right, back). Reprinting is a question of slicing each full-size page into four book pages. 
Fine. Boring. The newspaper sheet looks like a set of unrelated items stuck next to each other.
We could also do three landscape-oriented pages per sheet. (fig. 2) This would give the artist more space to work with. Reprinting would require a landscape-oriented trade paperback though, which is harder to shelve. It’s also just as boring. 
If we’re reinventing the Sunday comics page, let’s come up with something more interesting.
We’ll start by dividing the page into blocks. Each page of the trade paperback gets six blocks (2×3), each page of the newspaper, eighteen (3×6). (fig. 3) The blocks need not be square, but they can’t be rotated between newsprint and trade, and need to maintain a consistent aspect ratio. 
We now combine the blocks into shapes. These shapes become the working space each artist is given. Since the shapes won’t be divided up further in reprinting, the artist has freedom to use the space in any way desired — panels of all shapes and sizes, or no individual panels at all. A 2×3 block trade paperback page can be divided into fifteen pairs of contiguous shapes. (fig. 4) 
Shapes that result in an ambiguous visual flow (spots with no clear left-to-right/top-to-bottom progression) have to be discarded. This leaves us with eight shape combinations. (fig. 5) 
Our goal is to give each artist the same amount of space per issue. With twelve artists per sheet of newsprint, each artist gets two sets of blocks to work with, totaling six blocks.
The eight shape sets break down into three basic categories:
- Two shapes of the same size (1 & 2)
- One shape with four blocks and one shape with two blocks (3, 4, 5 & 6)
- One single block and one shape with five blocks (7 & 8)
When we take the eight basic shape pairs and start trying to fit them into the 3×6 grid of the newspaper page, we begin to notice things. (fig. 6) It’s almost always possible to randomly choose one of each category and fit them together in a nice jumble, without any two shapes being fitted together in the same manner they would be in the 2×3 trade paperback. Shape pairs 3 and 4 tend to cause the exceptions, especially with 7s and 8s, often being either impossible to fit into the grid, or only working in their original positions. Neighbors in general don’t tend to work well (2/3/4, 3/4/5, 6/7/8, etc.). A great variety of interesting layouts are allowed.

As long as each artist is given two locations in each issue with a total of six blocks between them, each newsprint issue can be reprinted in book form without any alteration to or significant scaling of the original artwork. An attractively jumbled layout is produced, both for the Sunday newsprint edition and in book form.
Song
By Christina Rossetti
She sat and sang alway
By the green margin of a stream,
Watching the fishes leap and play
Beneath the glad sunbeam.
I sat and wept alway
Beneath the moon’s most shadowy beam,
Watching the blossoms of the May
Weep leaves into the stream.
I wept for memory;
She sang for hope that is so fair:
My tears were swallowed by the sea;
Her songs died on the air.
From Goblin Market, and Other Poems, 1862. Project Gutenberg text here.
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| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |


| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
| Lamarckism | Miasma Theory | Telegony | Vital Essence Theory | Emission Theory of Vision |
| Aristotelian Gravity | Aether | Plum Pudding Model | Rutherford Model | Geocentrism |
| Newtonian Gravity | Steady State Theory | FREE God SPACE |
Flat Earth Theory | Hollow Earth |
| Catastrophism | Expanding Earth Theory | Creationism | Land Bridge Theory | Freudian Dream Symbolism |
| Humours Theory of Disease | Homeopathy | Phrenology | Alchemy | Psi |
“Shut it! And get me another f***ing Gandalf robe.”
2. GTFO
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Building the Shack, Part 11
Filled the gaps in the roof with expanding foam. Still a few leaks, but mostly sound.

Built a doorframe. Hardware from various junk drawers in the shop.

Door scrounged from the old cottage on the island, along with the two side windows.

Didn’t do the door the correct way with shims. Nailed and screwed small lengths of scrap around edges of doorframe to straighten it.

Considered getting help to move the picture window into place, but found a way to do it alone. Tacked a pair of strips to the outside of the shack, to prevent it from tipping outward.

Not quite enough space to get the window into place. Had to shave the gap down.

Rocked the window into position by stepping it up on levels. Clamped it to frame and pinned it from sides with screws.

Tacked a strip under where I wanted the side windows, after a few false starts. Put the weight of the windows on the strips, and used clamps to keep them from tipping. Measured, screwed the hinges in, and then removed the strips.

Tacked foam tape around the frames of the side windows. Used hardware from one of the old boats at the top and bottom of either as latches. Walls in progress.
Huebner’s Six Rules of Mountaineering
1. Climb with passion.
2. No guts, no glory.
3. Expect dead ends.
4. Never turn your back on your partner.
5. Never look where you don’t want to go.
6. There’s always room on the rope for a person with honor.
Jim Huebner, as quoted in Roy H. Williams’ Secret Formulas of the Wizard of Ads.
